"So I sent an e-mail to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an e-mail immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’"

John Green, on how he asked out his wife for the first time (via micaceous)

(via ilikecatstoo)

dancegabiedance:

sollux-ampora:

sollux-ampora:

what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it

Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding 

Sounds like a nicki minaj song

(Source: fathersollux, via nanalew)

definitelydope:

Brooklyn, NY

handpainted sign?

better every time.

(via hdotthinks)

gloriouslegs:

Jakob Fuglsang and Vincenzo Nibali spentFriday and Saturday working on their time trial bike positions with technicians from new bike sponsor Specialized. Info and gallery here.

DUMB.

(via rollingthoughts)

No, iPhone 5, you are not common sense.

ragelikeagorilla:

That fucking ad, and it’s all, ‘your thumb goes from here to here…lolz, that’s the size of the iPhone 5! omg common sense!’

No.

It’s only common sense IF EVERYONE’S FUCKING HAND IS THE SAME EXACT FUCKING SIZE.

Or if every phone is made to fucking size, which I highly fucking doubt.

Fuck you and your common sense, Apple.

And that is what made me fucking angry today.

yes

sup bro,

SUP MAN ITS REAL BRIGHT, IM REAL TINY, CAN I GO TO BED NOW, K, THANKS BYE.

(Source: batblogging, via jenlee)

Trying to talk to a non cyclist

Well this is unexpected…

ilikecatstoo:

ragelikeagorilla:

Where on fucking earth did all these potential fucking suitors come from?

And that is what made me fucking angry today.

A moment of silence for my friend who is drowning in dick at the moment.

must’ve been all that top notch wingmanning…

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